This Sunday: The Momday Momvice!
Featuring:
Aaron, Emmett, Kevin, Ryan, Taz
Our mothers. So special. Aren’t they?
Each year we find new ways to honour them, each year better than the last–just like our mothers. What started with a coupon book for household chores has risen to a coupon book for maid services to perform household chores.
This year, why not build upon last year’s gift of bootleg copies of the British “Who’s Line is it Anyways?” and bring her to Canada’s answer to the American’s answer to the British’s answer to the British again’s answer to the American’s answer to Canada’s answer to THE SUNDAY SERVICE!
Watch as Taz gives his mother all the Tamagotchi’s he’s killed, and the jars of tears he collected while doing it! Watch as his mother chews out all of Japan over the phone for making Tamagotchi’s in the first place!
Awww…
Reel as Aaron sings his mother a power medley of all of ZZ Top’s songs, in chronological order, but replacing the words “Legs”, “Man”, “Beer”, and “Quesedilla” with variations on “Mother”! Watch as his mother joins him for a sax-off!
Awww…
Marvel as Ryan sends his mother a bouquet of rare flowers gathered from the deserts of Tunesia, arranged by a Japanese master at an illegal Parisian flower arrangerie, and shipped here on a reconstructed Bluenose II captained by Harrison Ford! Watch as his mother frowns at Harrison’s earring!
Awww…
Struggle as Kevin completely forgets mothers day, and doesn’t get why everyone’s got their mothers around! Watch as his Mother whoops his ass with a wooden spoon so big she had to mail away for it and assemble it at home!
Owww…
9pm Showtime
53 W Broadway
$5
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Posted 05/07/10 in Upcoming
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