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The Sunday Service: Spring Sprunging!

Kevin — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:37:58 +0000

Can you feel it?

Something in the air!

Can you smell it?

Also in the air!

Can you taste it?

The air in your mouth!

Can you hear it?

Ear air!

Can you see it?

The sting in your constantly-open eyes confirms it!

It’s Spring! Time sprung forward and brought along it’s best pal Spring! Sure, they got into a big blowout last fall and didn’t speak all winter but they patched things up and resolved to “make things work” this year! Hooray!

Come to the show this Sunday, the 27th of March, and see how we celebrate their reunion in our own special ways.

Taz is making wreathes of various spring flowers, vines, worms and high-end wrist watches! Buy one at our garden market (suggested donation $7,475 per)!

Craig has mastered the recently banned two-tiered pan flute, and will lead the audience in a jolly spring dance! Boys only! Then girls only! Then transgendered only! Then optional orgy, with mandatory viewing!

Kevin will open a cask of his Spring Time Rejuvenale! It’s got hints of pollen, vibrant notes of unhatched robin’s eggs, and round swathes of daddy long legs legs!

Aaron has got beaver-fever, having recently been bitten by a newly-awoken beaver while trying to steal its eggs, and so will give a presentation on how beavers don’t really have eggs so it’s not worth risking exposure to beaver-fever. Slight slurring may occur.

Ryan will display his 40 gallon jar full of springtime insects. Those who correctly guess how many aphids are in the jar win all the aphids!

Emmett will be skyping in from a nearby forest, where he will take us on a fungi-ful tour of different mushrooms you can use to poison your friends…you know…as a springtime prank!

And CD1 will be playing tunes that remind him of spring, like “Pretty Bitch” by Lil B.

Sunday, 27th March, 2011
9pm Showtime
$5 @ door
53 W Broadway

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